Mass media is in a Britney Spears feeding frenzy at the moment. You cannot watch more than two minutes of news without hearing about how she cut off all of her hair. Every news reports asks the same question: Why? The answer, my friends, is simple.
Over the last two weeks, the media has been almost exclusively devoted to events surrounding the death of Anna Nicole Smith. By cutting off her hair, Spears has swung the media spotlight back in her direction. All celebrities do this. If they become momentarily unpopular, they do something really stupid to make sure they get all the attention again.
So this Tale of Four Titties is just another case of one skank trying to regain “exposure” lost by the death of another.