Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert is no longer content with eneagling America. He has now joined forces with Ben & Jerry's to make Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream ice cream. Described as “the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth,” AmeriCone Dream will never bring liberty to America's obese.
The flavor, Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream™ is a decadent melting pot of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl. It's the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth.
AmeriCone Dream is delicious. It tastes so good, I would have to say I am utterly compelled to eat it. And therein lies the problem. Fat people will not be able to resist! Not only is it one of the finest foodstuffs created on this planet, but it is also practically un-American to eat anything else. This is just the excuse fat people need to stuff themselves silly until they won't be able to leave their homes. That won't be a problem for me, because at least two of my local grocery stores will deliver AmeriCone Dream to my door.