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Colbert enables fat people

Posted Mar 20, 2007 in Health, Miscellaneous, Television.

Pint of Americone Dream ice cream

Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert is no longer content with eneagling America. He has now joined forces with Ben & Jerry's to make Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream ice cream. Described as “the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth,” AmeriCone Dream will never bring liberty to America's obese.

The flavor, Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream™ is a decadent melting pot of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl. It's the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth.

AmeriCone Dream is delicious. It tastes so good, I would have to say I am utterly compelled to eat it. And therein lies the problem. Fat people will not be able to resist! Not only is it one of the finest foodstuffs created on this planet, but it is also practically un-American to eat anything else. This is just the excuse fat people need to stuff themselves silly until they won't be able to leave their homes. That won't be a problem for me, because at least two of my local grocery stores will deliver AmeriCone Dream to my door.

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    Si - Is it avaialbe in the UK? If so I'll have to get some once lent is over...I've given up chocolate, sweets and deserts until Easter Sunday. 4 weeks down, 2 weeks and 4 days to go!

    Miss you
    xx

    Posted by Sam on Mar 21, 2007.

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    I don't believe it is available in the UK, I'm afraid. What the fuck's up with you doing the whole Lent thing? You know that's Christian mumbo jumbo, right?

    Posted by Simon Jessey on Mar 21, 2007.

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    Oh jesus christ yeah but for me it's:

    a) An excuse to stuff my face with pancakes on Shrove Tuesday
    2) A test of self control
    c) Makes me look forward to the Easter break

    God I could murder a Creme Egg right now...

    P.S. Note the National Lampoons joke

    Posted by Sam on Mar 21, 2007.